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princessa
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Posted: Fri Sep 12, 2008 12:03 am Post subject: The Nine Dating Alignments |
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So...which alignment are you again?
I’ll date you because…
Lawful Good: You seem to be an upstanding gentleman.
Chaotic Good: It seems that we’d have a good time together.
Neutral Good: It seems like a good idea.
Lawful Neutral: You asked me out and seem to be nice enough.
Neutral: You asked me out.
Chaotic Neutral: Um, okay. I have nothing else to do, I suppose.
Neutral Evil: I want a free dinner tonight.
Chaotic Evil: Dinner, drinks, movie… I’ll pay for the next date. Maybe.
Lawful Evil: Dinner, drinks, movie… whatever else I can get for free before I absolutely have to return the favor.
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I’ll dump you because…
Lawful Good: You deserve someone who can treat you better than I can.
Chaotic Good: We just don’t feel right together anymore.
Neutral Good: You cheated on me.
Lawful Neutral: You don’t fit into my lifestyle and moral value system.
Neutral: You don’t seem to be interested in me anymore.
Chaotic Neutral: It’s Tuesday.
Neutral Evil: You have outlived your usefulness.
Chaotic Evil: I’ve been seeing someone else on the side and like them better.
Lawful Evil: You’re in the way of me wanting to date someone else.
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I’ll marry you because…
Lawful Good: We’re totally in love, will spend the rest of our lives together, and raise beautiful children.
Chaotic Good: I know we just met, but I love you, love you, love you!
Neutral Good: We’re in love. Plain and simple.
Lawful Neutral: Our parents say it’s the best match for the families.
Neutral: You’re the first one who asked.
Chaotic Neutral: We’re in Vegas, baby!
Neutral Evil: I conned you into proposing and will be draining your bank accounts while you sleep.
Chaotic Evil: I already have a husband in that state I travel to for business and need one here.
Lawful Evil: You give me social status and cash flow I wouldn’t have on my own.
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Expected, really.
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erwin
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Posted: Sat Sep 13, 2008 3:18 am Post subject: |
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Chaotic Neutral: It’s Tuesday. |
Are we suppose to give our own reason per alignment, or do we choose from the following?
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Q
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Posted: Sat Sep 13, 2008 9:17 pm Post subject: |
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I think we were supposed to find our own alignment from the list. Like, I'm CN because...
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boy_bakal
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Posted: Sun Sep 14, 2008 12:09 pm Post subject: |
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CN/NE/NG for me, I guess. Though none of the "I'll marry you" choices sound right for me.
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supertotoy
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Posted: Mon Sep 15, 2008 6:15 pm Post subject: |
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Q
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Posted: Mon Sep 15, 2008 8:30 pm Post subject: |
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CN/NE/NG... though it might be fun to dump someone 'coz its Tuesday...
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boy_bakal
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Posted: Mon Sep 15, 2008 10:02 pm Post subject: |
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| boy_bakal wrote: | | CN/NE/NG for me, I guess. Though none of the "I'll marry you" choices sound right for me. |
| Q wrote: | | CN/NE/NG... though it might be fun to dump someone 'coz its Tuesday... |
Copycat! :/
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Q
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Posted: Mon Sep 15, 2008 10:15 pm Post subject: |
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Huh? Maybe we just think alike
Fixed.
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dark_axis
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Posted: Sun Oct 12, 2008 11:01 am Post subject: |
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NG,CG,LG. WTF, I'm good??? 
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erwin
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Posted: Sun Oct 12, 2008 10:13 pm Post subject: |
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| dark_axis wrote: | | NG,CG,LG. WTF, I'm good??? |
WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT DID YOU DO WITH THE REAL D_A???
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dark_axis
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Posted: Mon Oct 13, 2008 2:12 am Post subject: |
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Its still me the real D_a but last time I checked I was freakin over the meter of the evilometer.
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erwin
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Posted: Mon Oct 13, 2008 3:32 pm Post subject: |
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so.. you're like so evil you're good?
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Xtian
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Posted: Mon Oct 13, 2008 9:11 pm Post subject: |
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erwin
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Posted: Tue Oct 14, 2008 1:56 am Post subject: |
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Hmmm... since he broke the system, that means he's over9000 evil, which made him good?
lol, this is going off topic..
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dark_axis
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Posted: Tue Oct 14, 2008 5:36 pm Post subject: |
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| Xtian wrote: | | erwin wrote: | | so.. you're like so evil you're good? |
No. He broke the system |
Last time I checked the system was up and running.
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