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dark_axis
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Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2008 12:52 am Post subject: How to Not Work at Work 101 |
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This is my first hand experience. I would like to share these to those who work alike.
1) If you have username and password access revoke them at the start of the day. That way you don't get to work but you still get paid for the day.
2) Let one of your friends call and fake one of your relatives died.
3) Break one of your eyeglasses and say you can't read without them. This one got me a free day pass to SM San Lazaro to watch a movie.
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erwin
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Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2008 9:55 am Post subject: |
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 interesting
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princessa
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Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2008 10:40 am Post subject: |
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erwin
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Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2008 8:09 pm Post subject: |
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| princessa wrote: | | 2.) Print screen your monitor while it's running some tasks (i.e. Photoshop / Word) and use it as your wallpaper. |
haha, I actually did that during high school, on my computer class XD
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Athanasia Kitty
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Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2008 9:21 pm Post subject: |
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Try using the "blue screen of death" screensaver.
*If you guys want it, I can put up a link lol
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Posted: Thu Jun 12, 2008 3:16 pm Post subject: |
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Open an Excel window and just start typing random numbers and words. They'll never know you're actually making a decklist.
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Posted: Thu Jun 12, 2008 9:44 pm Post subject: |
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Posted: Thu Jun 12, 2008 9:51 pm Post subject: |
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When teaching, pick twenty questions from the textbook and give it to them as a "quiz".
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dark_axis
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Posted: Sat Jun 14, 2008 2:49 am Post subject: |
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Go to another department pretend that you are going for official business but instead you go out of the office and smoke intead. 
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Posted: Mon Jun 16, 2008 11:32 pm Post subject: |
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dark_axis
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Posted: Wed Jun 18, 2008 3:40 am Post subject: |
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If I was a teacher, I'll have all my students research for my hobby gaming stuff. 
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